The Cabin in the Woods Review with Ending Spoilers

The genre-bending horror flick The Cabin in the Woods debuted this weekend to critical acclaim. Though the movie got a 92% freshness rating on Rotten Tomatoes from critics, I found the film somewhat uneven. Those who saw the trailer and walked into The Cabin in the Woods thinking it was going to be scary might be disappointed.

If you want clever and funny mixed in with horror lite moments, you’ll enjoy what you see. The Joss Whedon script is full of sly references to horror film genres around the globe. The plot is based around stock American horror movie tropes, especially the splatter films of the 1980s onward mixed with certain elements of cosmic horror in literature.

A Cabin in the Woods Review with Ending Spoiler and Metaplot CommentsWhat you get is a story that hits all the notes of slasher movies, but is something novel and creative. A friend of mine said this would probably be the most original horror screenplay you’d see all year.

That’s not saying much in a genre so derivative, but it’s still a certain distinction.

The Cabin in the Woods Plot

The plot involves 5 young college students traveling to a cousin’s cabin in the wilderness for a weekend of fun. These characters each fit into a horror film type: Curt the Athlete (Chris Hemsworth), Jules the Whore (Anna Hutchison), Holden the Brain (Jesse Williams), Marty the Fool (Fran Kranz), and Dana the Virgin (Kristen Connolly). When you look beneath the surface, none of these character fits their archetype that closely, since Jules is actually Pre-Med and Curt is a sociology major. These characters are shoehorned into these roles by the shadowy puppet-masters.

PLOT SPOILER ALERT: A Gas for Every Emotion

That’s because The Cabin in the Woods is heavy on meta-plot. People back in a control booth are manipulating the narrative. Everything is being filmed by producers Steve (Bradley Whitford) and Richard (Richard Jenkins). The whole thing’s a setup to appease ancient gods who remain sleeping if one nation on Earth makes the proper sacrifice once a year. All the countries of the world stage their own death ritual, including the Japanese, who have a perfect record. The short montage where we see the results of this year’s rituals from Japan, Sweden, Brazil, and elsewhere was priceless.

What I thought was a little cheesy was the use of special gas to prod characters’ actions. The aphrodisiac pheremones made a certain sense, but the gas which (SPOILER) caused someone to change their tactics seemed a little too much.

Also, every time the tension rose and a scary moment appeared ready to break out, the director panned back to the control room for a punchline. Don’t get me wrong: one-time Oscar nominee Richard Jenkins and The West Wing’s Bradley Whitford were terrific in their scenes. The entire production crew was so nonchalant about killing innocent victims that it reminded me of the C.S. Lewis quote, “The greatest evils in the world will not be carried out by men with guns, but by men in suits sitting behind desk“. I also thought about the Milgram experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment).

It was a sign of good writing that you still kind of liked these characters. I especially liked the action-movie version of Bradley Whitford towards the end, but trying to be a comedy and a horror story meant the end result fell between two proverbial chairs.

The Cabin in the Woods Social Commentary

Of course, the humor is meant as social commentary. In a wider sense, the Ancient Ones aren’t really so much ancient old ones or old gods so much as they’re the viewing audience of Hollywood films in general and horror cinema in specific. Youths die in horror movies every year not to appease the gods, but to appease the American public. We might act like we want original storytelling and surprise twists, but the same formula is used over and over again because zombie horror and cheap torture porn makes money.

ENDING SPOILER ALERT: How It All Ends

That’s why the big titan fist at the end makes so much sense. At first, I was a little disappointed that Cthulhu or some other Lovecraftian horror didn’t emerge to devour the Earth. But the giant human fist is more apt than something out of H.P. Lovecraft, because the human viewers are who really pass judgment on whether more youngsters get sacrificed. But let’s get to the nuts and bolts of the ending of The Cabin in the Woods.

First of all, I enjoyed the mayhem at the end when all the movie monster options got released from their cages. The Pinhead knockoff made me laugh, though I’d like to have seen more of the film monsters so I could have enjoyed the various homages. I guess that’s what repeat viewings are for.

Second, the ending was lame. I got the idea the writers and filmmakers wanted to show the gods come to life, so the ending was preordained. I got the idea we crossed over from the nice character-driven storytelling of Joss Whedon to a more plot-driven narrative in the final scene.

Most normal people, when they’re confronted with the idea they can die a fairly painless death and save the human race or live for a few minutes and let the human race (including them) die a horrible death, they would choose the bullet in the head over the alternative.

To Be or Not To Be…an Asshole

Instead, the two survivors sit around smoking weed as 6.7 billion people or so are snuffed out. I know these college students are pissed they were singled out for sacrifice, but it’s hard to blame the whole human race for that because “it’s time for a change”. Maybe that was some powerful weed, but what an awful conclusion for these characters to come to.

I suppose you could say they’d been so traumatized they weren’t thinking straight, but they seemed otherwise rational. To know the facts and choose to let everyone else die for the sake of spite or indifference is akin to murdering nearly 7 billion people and committing genocide on an unprecedented scale: an act 1000 times bloodier than the Holocaust.

In other words, it was an asshole move on the part of the two surviving characters. I guess maybe it was time for a change.

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Lars von Trier Movies

If you’re looking for a director who’s both experimental and controversial, you’ll be hard-pressed to find a better candidate than Danish filmmaker Lars von Trier. When he’s not dealing with his multitude of phobias or being kicked out of the Cannes Film Festival for sympathizing with Hitler, he makes films that punch the mainstream square in the nose and often take a decidedly critical look at the United States.

While I was familiar with Lars von Trier movies by reputation, it wasn’t until I wrote this article that I realized that I had yet to see one. I intend for that to change in the near future, and I’ve devoted this post to looking at those titles I’m most likely to place into my queue. If you have your own recommendation for Lars von Trier movies, be sure to chime in under the comments section.

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Lars von Trier movies are often controversial.

Films Directed by Lars Von Trier

The following Lars Von Trier films are being given serious consideration:

The Element of Crime (1984) – This was Von Trier’s first feature film, and it tells the story of a detective in Cairo who’s being put under hypnosis in order to remember his last case. As the dark memories come flooding back, he recalls a deranged serial killer who preys on girls selling lottery tickets, a helpful Asian prostitute, and a controversial method for catching the killer that requires our protagonist to become intimately familiar with the mind of a serial murderer. I’ve always been a fan of crime films, and something tells me that Von Trier’s version will be noticeably distinct.

Breaking the Waves (1996) – After her husband becomes paralyzed and is no longer able to perform sexually, a young woman (Emily Watson) is urged to seek out new partners for lovemaking and then share the details with her hubby. Winner of the Grand Prix at Cannes, it has also been listed as one of the best films of the 1990s by director Martin Scorsese. Just don’t watch it with the kids. For that matter, keep your youngsters away from any Lars von Trier project.

The Idiots (1998) – In order to thumb their nose at society and overcome their inhibitions, a group of adults spend their time acting as though they’re mentally disabled. A bizarre premise to be sure, and the first film to adhere to the Dogme 95 Manifesto, a style of filmmaking co-created by Von Trier. In case you’re wondering, this movement requires filming to be done on-location with hand-held cameras and no special effects. A number of other rules are also present, with each designed to emphasize story and character over technology.

Dancer in the Dark (2000) – Never one to stick to a particular genre, Lars von Trier tries his hand at a musical with this tale of a Czech immigrant (Bjork) who struggles to save enough money to keep her son from going blind. Winner of the Palm d’Or at Cannes (along with Best Actress for Bjork), the film was both hailed for being a stylistic breath of fresh air and condemned for its sentimentality. I’ve never seen Bjork act in anything except for music videos, so I’m curious to witness the results. As with most Lars von Tier movies, the supporting cast is all kinds of terrific. This one includes Catherine Deneuve, David Morse, Peter Stormare, and Stellen Skarsgard.

Dogville (2003) – A bizarre and graphic film about a woman (Nicole Kidman) on the run from mobsters who seeks refuge in a small town named Dogville. She makes herself useful by performing simple chores for the citizens, and both sides slowly come to appreciate one another. But things take a darker turn in the second half of the film, resulting in cruel degradation and mass murder. The climax has become notorious for its violence, which is enough of a reason for me to see it. The superb supporting cast (John Hurt, Lauren Bacall, Paul Bettany, Stellan Skarsgard, James Caan, Ben Gazzara) doesn’t hurt, either. Just be warned that the project was shot on a stage, with many of the objects and building only denoted by a sign.

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Some Lars von Trier movies have caused viewers to faint.

Antichrist (2009) – Following the death of their child, a grieving couple (Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg) head to an isolated cabin for an intense therapy session. The wife is particularly affected, and it’s not long before her grief and fears begin to manifest in increasingly nightmarish ways. Featuring self-disemboweling foxes and genital mutilation, this Lars von Trier film caused a great uproar at Cannes and resulted in four people passing out from the extreme violence. Any movie that causes Europeans to faint is immediately placed on my list of must-see titles.

Melancholia (2011) – Lars von Trier takes on the sci-fi genre with this tale of a young woman suffering from depression (Kirsten Dunst) who must cope with family problems and a planet on a collision course with Earth. Dunst captured the Best Actress award at Cannes, and her supporting cast includes Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kiefer Sutherland, John Hurt, Stellan Skarsgard, Udo Kier, and Alexander Skarsgard. Since the director also suffers from clinical depression, I’m interested to see how he depicts this malady on the big screen.

The next time you’re in the mood for foreign films that will challenge your intellect and possibly your sanity, be sure to give the Lars Von Trier movies listed above a try. While they’re not for everyone, fans of the controversial Danish director will find them a refreshing change that’s about as far away from a Michael Bay films as possible.

Richard Linklater Movies

Films Directed by Richard Linklater

Thanks to the Slacker movie poster featuring ugly-ass Teresa Taylor of the Butthole Surfers, I’ve always associated director Richard Linklater with dirty hippies. Turns out that’s not the case at all, as Linklater has made a number of films that don’t involve pretentious and perpetually stoned residents of Austin.

This article details my experience with Richard Linklater movies, as well as discussing those that I might consider viewing in the future. While he’s far from being my favorite director, I’d still rather watch one of his films than a preachy piece of shit like Syriana.

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Richard Linklater movies aren't just for hippies.

If you happen to be a Richard Linklater fan, be sure to share your favorite movies and scenes in our comments section. And if you’ve never experienced his work, I urge you to try at least one of the movies below and form your own opinion.

Movies I’ve Seen by Richard Linklater

At this point, I’ve seen three movies that have been directed by Richard Linklater. Here’s a brief discussion of each:

Dazed and Confused (1993) – I’ve never been big on movies centered around the sub-par culture of the 1970s, although this Linklater film does boast an impressive cast that includes Milla Jovovich, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, and an uncredited Renee Zellweger. Fans of ‘70s rock music will want to check it out, as it features tunes from Foghat, Rick Derringer, Alice Cooper, and more. I saw it once, and that was enough (especially since I wanted to slap Ron Slater through the whole film).

The Newton Boys, one of the many Richard Linklater movies currently available on DVD.The Newton Boys (1998) – Filmed in the southern part of Texas, this crime film stars Matthew McConaughey, Skeet Ulrich, Ethan Hawke, and Vincent D’Onofrio as bank-robbing brothers from the 1920s. While the cast was filled with starpower, I recall being unimpressed by the overall product. Get a load of Dwight Yoakam as a guy named Glasscock.

School of Rock (2003) – When he gets kicked out of his rock band, Dewey Finn (Jack Black) winds up masquerading as a substitute teacher at a prep school and helping a group of fifth-graders compete in a Battle of the Bands contest. A little Jack Black goes a long way, and this film pushed my tolerance for the mugging comic to the breaking point. The presence of a Stevie Nicks song didn’t help things.

Richard Linklater Movies I Might Consider

While I’ll never see Richard Linklater movies like Before Sunrise and Waking Life, there are a few that might make it onto my queue.

Slacker (1991) – Linklater’s breakout film about a day in the life of quirky Austin residents. I’ve always considered Austin to be the most pretentious city in Texas, so I’m in no hurry to see a bunch of faux-cool losers shuffle about. Still, it’s a landmark film that drew major critical acclaim, so it’s only a matter of time before I break down and watch it.

Bad News Bears (2005) – Billy Bob Thornton plays a great on-screen jerk, which is probably made easier by his real-life disposition (see his disastrous Boxmasters interview). In this comedy, he takes over the Walter Matthau role of a drunken lout forced to coach a kid’s baseball team.

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Richard Linklater movies often feature big stars like Keanu Reeves.

A Scanner Darkly (2006) – Using rotoscope technology, this trippy and oppressive sci-fi flick marks the 198th Philip K. Dick novel to be brought to the big screen. That’s an exaggeration, of course, but it sure seems like Dick has had that many adaptations made. With dystopian themes and a cast made up of Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey, Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Winona Ryder, A Scanner Darkly is loitering around the edges of my Netflix queue.

Me and Orson Welles (2009) – Zac Effron tries to convince viewers he’s not just another pretty face in this period drama about an aspiring teen actor who has a chance encounter with Orson Welles (Christian McKay) and winds up being cast in Julius Caesar. By all accounts, McKay is wonderful in the role of the egotistical genius, which is enough to put it on my list.

When Richard Linklater movies first started coming out, it looked like he would specialize in films about reefer-addicted teens. But always one to defy expectations, he soon started dabbling in the mainstream and bringing the comedic stylings of Jack Black to the masses. Since then, he’s presented stories about Orson Welles, made a sci-fi film, and even gave Julie Delpy a job. Given the talent level of the latter, Linklater at least deserves a pat on the back for his sense of charity.

Mel Brooks Movies

Films Directed by Mel Brooks

Long before the Wayans brothers hit paydirt with the Scary Movie franchise, Mel Brooks movies were leaving audience members rolling in the aisles with his subversive and edgy take on the parody genre. While Brooks hasn’t directed a film in over 15 years, his legacy as a comedic pioneer is assured.

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The man (and moustache) behind the Mel Brooks movies.

I grew up watching a number of Mel Brooks movies on this list, and I’ve continued to revisit them over the years on television and the home video market. From racism to Hitler, there was no subject that Brooks was scared to tackle. And the fact that his films are being talked about decades later is a testament to his broad appeal and ability to make complete strangers void their bladder while laughing.

The following list includes all the Mel Brooks films I’ve seen over the years, as well as a bit of commentary about each. I’ve also written about those Mel Brooks projects I’ve skipped, intentionally or otherwise. Fans of Brooks are invited to share their memories or opinions in our comments section.

Mel Brooks Movies I’ve Seen

The following make up the list of Mel Brooks movies I’ve seen over the years:

The Producers (1968) – Brooks’ debut movie went on to a successful Broadway run and a modern Hollywood remake, but none of that removes the fact that it was overrated. I first saw the film a few years ago, and its reputation had me expecting an instant comedy classic. Gene Wilder was surprisingly obnoxious as Leo Bloom, and even the entire “Springtime for Hitler” play seemed desperate to draw a laugh. While the formula worked, it’s not among my favorite Mel Brooks films.

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Mel Brooks movies were always loaded with hot women.

Blazing Saddles (1974) – My favorite Mel Brooks release, this Western parody stars Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little as a mismatched pair of gunfighters who must rally the town of Rock Ridge to resist the schemes of a crooked politician (Harvey Korman). In the process, the first on-screen fart is heard, racism gets knocked down a peg or two, and the fourth wall is broken so many times that you can still see the duct tape holding it together. Alex Karras knocking out a horse with his bare hands remains an iconic movie image, and it became only the tenth film in history to exceed the $100 million mark at the box office.

Young Frankenstein (1974) – Gene Wilder headlines in this singing, dancing parody of classic horror films from the 1930s. But the real star is Peter Boyle, who gives his misunderstood and well-hung monster a distinctive personality amidst the sight gags and juvenile puns. Gene Hackman is effective in a small role as a blind hermit, and who hasn’t tried to walk like Marty Feldman’s Igor on at least one occasion? And I’d almost forgot how fine Teri Garr was in the ’70s and ’80s.

High Anxiety (1977) – The Gene Wilder/Mel Brooks collaboration continues in this entertaining parody of Hitchcock films and suspense movie in general. It’s been over 20 years since I last watched it, but I remember liking it at the time. Now that I’ve got a few more Hitchcock films under my belt, I’m betting I would enjoy it even more.

History of the World, Part I (1981) – Narrated by Orson Welles and featuring Brooks in roles ranging from Moses to a guy responsible for carrying a container for King Louis of France to pee in, this irreverent parody takes on the history of the human race from caveman times to the French Revolution. The usual cast of actors (Harvey Korman, Madeline Kahn, and Cloris Leachman) appear, and my favorite part remains the scene where King Louis blasts peasants from the sky during a lethal game of human skeet.

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Mel Brooks movies parodied numerous genres, including science fiction.

Spaceballs (1987) – The last solid parody movie that Mel Brooks ever made, Spaceballs pokes fun at a George Lucas franchise that sort of writes its own jokes these days. Bill Pullman co-stars in the Han Solo role, while John Candy steals a few laughs as his Chewbacca-like companion. Since Star Wars geeks are pretty forgiving (they have to be considering the quality of the second trilogy), I remember a lot of my pals were Spaceballs fans upon its release.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) – Despite Cary Elwes in the title role and Dave Chappelle in his first major part, this parody of Robin Hood movies was just plain awful. Unlike previous films from Brooks, every joke labored to find a laugh. I’d rather watch Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood for a second time, which is an indication of just how unfunny this “comedy” was.

Mel Brooks Movies I Haven’t Seen

I haven’t seen all the Mel Brooks movies currently available. Here’s a list of those films, as well as my reasons for skipping them:

The Twelve Chairs (1970) – Just before an aristocratic old woman passes away, she reveals that a fortune in jewels are hidden in one of the family’s twelve dining room chairs. This instigates a madcap race for riches between her son-in-law (Ron Moody), a con-artist (Frank Langella), and a Russian Orthodox priest (Dom DeLuise). One of the rare non-parody movies from Brooks, I wasn’t aware of its existence until I started researching this article.

Silent Movie (1976) – Brooks parodies the silent movie era. While I’ve seen a few silent films that I enjoyed, it’s not a style that I’m immediately drawn to. So even a modern parody is going to be low on my list of priorities. I’m sure I’ll see it one day, but the presence of overrated fattie Dom DeLuise isn’t making me hurry.

Life Stinks (1991) – Brooks strayed from parody territory in this comedy-drama about a slum lord who prepares to spend 30 days as a homeless man to win a bet. When you hear the name Mel Brooks, you’re expecting a comedy, and I remember the trailer for this film looked decidedly unfunny. I wasn’t the only one who felt that way, as box-office numbers were pitiful, and the film holds a Rotten Tomatoes freshness rating of under 20%.

Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) – After the train wreck that was Robin Hood: Men in Tights, I had pretty much given up on Mel Brooks movies. Even with the presence of deadpan comedy genius Leslie Nielsen, I couldn’t muster up the energy to see this parody of Dracula and several other vampire flicks.

If you’re in the mood to laugh, give one or more of these Mel Brooks movies a try. Fans of Curb Your Enthusiasm should be especially delighted, as there are more Jewish jokes and performers than you can shake a dreidel at.

Nicolas Winding Refn Movies

Films Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn debuted on the scene in 1996, and he’s made eight feature films as of this writing. Some have been critically acclaimed, others have been box-office flops, and his most recent, Drive, won him the prestigious Best Director Award at the Cannes Film Festival.

If you’re looking for sentimentality and mushy love stories, Nicolas Winding Refn movies are not for you. His cinematic landscape is populated with violent drug dealers, tormented husbands, and even one-eyed killing machines from the age of Vikings. But in spite of all the bloodletting, Refn manages to reach deeper levels of his characters and present complicated individuals seeking to make their way in a chaotic world.

Nicolas Winding Refn movies

I’ve only seen three Nicolas Winding movies to date, but I’ve been impressed with his visual style and storytelling ability. His first major American release will be hitting theatres soon, and I’m excited for audiences who’ll get to experience his vision for the first time. If you’ve yet to hear of this dynamic filmmaker, now’s a perfect time to delve into his works.

Nicolas Winding Refn Movies I’ve Seen

The following titles make up the list of Nicolas Winding Refn movies I’ve seen so far:

Pusher (1996) – Refn wrote and directed this debut film that’s been hailed as the first Danish-language gangster movie. Kim Bodnia is powerful as Frank, a complicated drug dealer whose life falls apart due in part to a hooker girlfriend, inept pal (Mads Mikkelsen), and Serbian drug lord who loves to bake. Bodnia would deservedly become a major star in his home country after the release of the film, and Refn would be off and running on his big-screen career. Fans of Martin Scorsese are urged to check it out, and I was pleasantly surprised after stumbling across the film on Netflix.

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Nicolas Winding Refn movies always feature a few tender moments.

Bronson (2008) – Alternating between dark humor and relentless brutality, this Refn film tells the real-life story of Charles Bronson, a UK criminal who’s one of the nation’s most notorious inmates. Scenes of Bronson in prison are broken up by the character’s fictional appearance in a stage play about his life, and lead actor Tom Hardy gets to mug, menace, and meltdown. After seeing his performance, I’m looking forward to seeing what he does with the character of Bane in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming The Dark Knight Rises.

Valhalla Rising (2009) – This is not an action movie, so don’t go into it with that mindset. Sure, there are some quality scenes of grown men killing one another, but the rest is something akin to a surrealistic journey into the underworld with a one-eyed warrior (the wonderfully stoic Mads Mikkelsen) acting as our guide. I’ll confess to preferring the first half of the film over the second, although the Morten Soborg cinematography gives the entire movie a harsh, melancholy beauty.


Nicolas Winding Refn Movies I Plan on Seeing

I haven’t seen all the Nicolas Winding Refn films available, so the following list includes those I intend to watch in the near future:

Fear X (2003) – Refn described the movie as a tale of an idealist confronted with reality, but that didn’t make anyone want to see it. This film about a man (John Turturro) driven to learn the truth behind his wife’s death was a huge box-office bomb, and Refn’s production company was driven into bankruptcy as a result. This forced him to turn out a couple of sequels to Pusher, and I’m curious to see if it was as bad as the dollar signs would indicate.

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Mads Mikkelsen has starred in numerous Nicolas Winding Refn movies.

Pusher 2 (2004) – Mads Mikkelsen returns as Tonny, the hard-luck pal of Frank from the first film. This time Tonny is just getting out of prison, and he’s forced to learn about fatherhood while resuming his life of crime. I enjoyed Pusher, and I’m a Mads Mikkelsen fan, so this title is currently sitting in my queue.

Pusher 3 (2005) – Serbian drug lord Milo (Zlatko Buric) was featured prominently in the first two films, but now he gets to headline. While trying to kick his drug habit and cook for his daughter’s birthday party, this friendly-yet-lethal crook manages to evoke humor and brutal terror as he deals with the underbelly of society. Milo was one of my favorites in the original, so I’m eager to see him have the spotlight to himself.

Drive (2011) – This action film is set to hit U.S. theaters in September of 2011, which is still over a month away as of this writing. I’m excited about it, though, as all signs point to a high-octane flick that’s a throwback to grindhouse films and cop movies from the 1980s. Ryan Gosling gets to try his luck as an action hero while playing a Hollywood stuntman who serves as a getaway driver for criminals in his spare time. Carey Mulligan, Ron Perlman, and Albert Brooks co-star, and the positive reaction at Cannes included a standing ovation. Maybe this will be the spark that reignites the action genre.

While Danish films may not be at the top of the list for most American moviegoers, I urge you to give these Nicolas Winding Refn movies a try. They’re every bit as gritty as movies like Reservoir Dogs, and they possess an entertaining mixture of action and black humor. The next time you want to think outside the box for an evening of movie rentals, you could do a whole lot worse.

Sam Raimi Movies

Films Directed by Sam Raimi

If you enjoy horror and the Three Stooges, Sam Raimi movies may be just what you’re looking for. That’s because the director has a love for violent and often terrifying subject matter, but he’s never afraid to inject a healthy dose of black humor.

However, unlike Kevin Smith, Rami isn’t a one trick pony. He’s helmed sports movies, supernatural thrillers, Westerns, and the successful Spider-Man trilogy. But no matter what film he’s working on, you can usually spot a Sam Raimi movie by looking for the following trademarks: the presence of actors Bruce Campbell and Ted Raimi; the camera adopting a POV perspective as an object hurtles through the air; quick dolly shots; and Raimi’s 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88.

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The mastermind behind the Sam Raimi movies.

I’ve been a Sam Raimi fan ever since I saw Evil Dead in the heyday of Fangoria and VHS tapes. His willingness to fill the screen with blood, guts, and unpredictable camera angles has always been appreciated, as well as his ability to work in other, lighter genres. I can even boast of having seen every episode of Xena: Warrior Princess, where Raimi served as executive producer.

Sam Raimi Movies I’ve Seen

I’ve seen the majority of Sam Raimi movies, and here’s a list with my thoughts on each one:

The Evil Dead (1981) – The horror film that launched the careers of Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Robert Tapert (who would marry Lucy Lawless), and composer Joseph LoDuca. The Coen Brothers would also begin a longtime association with Raimi when Joel served as an editor for the film. The simplistic story follows a group of friends as they journey to a cabin in the woods, accidentally unleash supernatural forces, and then struggle for survival against insane odds. Despite the primitive effects and low budget, Rami’s visual flair and Campbell’s charisma helped elevate the film.

Crimewave (1985) – A bizarre comedy that marked Raimi’s ascension to the big time (a studio film), it’s also an uneven mess that looks cheaper than its $3 million budget. Brion James, one of my favorite character actors co-stars, as does Bruce Campbell. I saw this one over 20 years ago, and I’ve never had the desire to watch it again.

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Sam Raimi movies often feature a blend of horror and comedy.

Evil Dead II (1987) – Essentially a remake of the first movie, but with a bigger budget and more ambitious script. Bruce Campbell and his iconic chin work in slapstick comedy while going temporarily mad and getting covered in blood and other bizarre fluids. Ash replacing his severed hand with a chainsaw is especially cool, as is Rami’s over-the-top camerawork. Don’t call yourself a fan of horror movies until you’ve seen this one.

Darkman (1990) – Raimi wanted to adapt The Shadow, but he turned to his own superhero creation after failing to obtain the rights. Liam Neeson played the title role, and it did well enough to inspire a couple of straight-to-video sequels. I never saw it more than once, though, so it failed to make much of an impression on me.

Army of Darkness (1992) – My least favorite of the Evil Dead movies, primarily because Raimi abandoned the more terrifying elements and focused on the comedic. It’s still worth a look, though, as Ash (Bruce Campbell) is hurtled into the past and must team with knights from the Dark Ages to battle infernal forces.

The Quick and the Dead (1995) – Of all the Sam Raimi movies I’ve seen, this Western starring Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, and Leonardo DiCaprio remains my favorite. Stone plays a mysterious female gunfighter who rides into a dusty Old West town for a quick-draw competition, and she’s pitted against a bizarre cast of cutthroats, gentleman adventurers, and Swedish champions. I could quote this film for hours, and Raimi’s unique visual style helps to create a non-traditional genre film. It’s also a chance to see Crowe and DiCaprio before they were stars, and the fine supporting cast includes Keith David, Pat Hingle, Lance Henriksen, and Tobin Bell.

A Simple Plan (1998) – Think of this like a Coen Brothers movie, but without all the quirky characters and moments of dark humor. Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton stars as a pair of brothers who find a bag filled with cash inside the wreckage of a plane, and, along with a friend, agree to keep quiet and later split the money. That plan doesn’t work at all, and soon the group is fighting with one another and digging a number of graves. The film’s gloomy tone was a bit unexpected, and I never felt the need to revisit the film after the initial viewing.

Spider-Man (2002) – The best beginning to any superhero franchise, Spider-Man features a likable cast, lively direction, and special effects that adequately capture the feel of the comic books. Willem Dafoe is appropriately menacing as the Green Goblin, although Kristen Dunst borders on annoying as the poor girl who ignores the nice guy (Peter Parker) in favor of rich dudes. Cliff Robertson was perfectly cast in the role of Uncle Ben, and the wrestling fan in me geeked out when Randy Savage popped up as Bonesaw McGraw (“Bonesaw is reeeeaaadddyyy!”). Far better than Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight films, none of which featured an upside-down kiss.

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Spider-Man 2 (2004) – The first film remains my favorite, but the consensus seems to be that this one is the best of the series. Alfred Molina dons the cybernetic tentacles of Dr. Octopus, while Peter Parker pal Harry Osborn (James Franco) takes over his father‘s company and a bit of his madness. My favorite scene comes after Dr. Ock disables the brakes on an elevated train, and Spidey pushes himself to unconsciousness to halt its progress (finally being assisted by a hoard of stereotypically noble New Yorkers).

Spider-Man 3 (2007) – While it was still entertaining, Spider-Man 3 marked a major step down in the franchise. Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) becomes evil, which inevitably leads to dancing. Mary Jane continues to act like a wishy-washy bitch, and enough villains pop up to start a convention. I wish Raimi would’ve come back for one more movie to redeem himself, but I doubt he felt he had anything to prove after the trilogy’s box office totals.

Drag Me to Hell (2009) – Sweet little Alison Lohman gets on the bad side of an elderly woman (Lorna Raver) with the power to curse people, and soon she’s counting the days until a malevolent spirit arrives to drag her to Hell. There are plenty of horrifying moments to keep viewers on the edge of their seats, but Raimi also works in his trademark dashes of black humor (the séance scene with the goat comes to mind, as does the parking garage brawl between Lohman and her geriatric tormentor). If you’re searching for a horror movie that doesn’t take itself too seriously, give Drag Me to Hell a try.

Sam Raimi Movies I’ve Missed

I’ve managed to see 11 Sam Raimi movies, but there are still a couple that I’ve overlooked (mainly because I didn’t realize he directed them until later). They include:

For Love of the Game (1999) – A friend of mine raves about this movie all the time, but I still haven’t got around to seeing it. There’s no ulterior motive, either, as I’m a huge Kevin Costner fan. Here he plays an aging pitcher reflecting on life and love while throwing a perfect game in perhaps his final career appearance. The next time I get on a sports movie kick, this one is going in my Netflix queue.

The Gift (2000) – I’m guessing that a lot of people haven’t heard of this film. That‘s at least my excuse for not having seen this supernatural thriller. Oddly enough, it’s based on the psychic experiences of Billy Bob Thornton’s mother (no kidding), The Gift features an all-star cast that includes Cate Blanchett, Keanu Reeves, Hilary Swank, Katie Holmes, and Greg Kinnear. The cast is tempting, but the subject matter sounds hokey.

Zack Snyder Movies

Films Directed by Zack Snyder

Zack Snyder movies are easy to pick out from the crowd. First, there’s the distinctive Larry Fong cinematography. Second, there’s the tendency for music and action to work hand-in-hand with stunning results. Third, there are the slow motion fight scenes. Lastly, his subject matter tends to be of the fantasy, horror, or comic book variety. In short: Zack Snyder is like a gift sent down from the gods of geekdom.

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There would be no Zack Snyder movies without this guy.

Prior to directing feature films, Snyder cut his teeth with television commercials and music videos. This helped him craft his unique visual style, as well as the ability to break the narrative down into easy-to-swallow chunks of action. Think of him like David Fincher, but without all the critical acclaim and Oscar nominations.

Since I’m a confirmed fanboy, I’ve been a supporter of Zack Snyder films from the beginning. The following list includes all of his works so far, and I even touch on upcoming projects. Whether you’re just discovering his action-packed style or looking for titles to round out your Blu-ray collection, I hope my observations will prove helpful.

Current Zack Snyder Movies

Zack Snyder has directed five films in a seven-year period. Call him the anti-Terrence Malick. These films include:

Dawn of the Dead (2004) – I wasn’t expecting much from this remake of the classic George Romero zombie movie, but I walked out of the theatre with my jaw hanging open. The first scene shows the world descending into an undead hell, and the opening credits are accompanied by the unforgettable strains of Johnny Cash’s “When the Man Comes Around.”

But the movie doesn’t take its foot off the gas for a second, as our heroes are quickly thrown into a mall, surrounded by the ravenous dead, and brought into conflict with one another. Ving Rhames is the badass cop trying to reach his brother, while Sarah Polley is the nurse who just manages to keep from being eaten by her husband in the opening minutes. Jake Weber rounds out the primary good guys as Michael, the most level-headed member of the cast.

My favorites, however, are a pair of assholes played by Michael Kelly and Ty Burrell. The former is the chief mall security guard who’s not keen on letting strangers inside, while the latter is the epitome of yuppie scum. Both guys are doomed, of course, but they provide plenty of laughs before becoming zombie snacks.

Snyder passes on all the social commentary that Romero found necessary to shoehorn into his version, and he instead replaces it with more action and a respectable amount of gore. The soundtrack is also off-the-charts cool, with tunes from Disturbed, Johnny Cash, and a lounge singer named Richard Cheese.

While I hold the Romero version in high regard, there’s only one Dawn of the Dead that I have in my DVD collection. This is it.

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A staple of Zack Snyder movies are slow motion battle sequences.

300 (2007) – A brutal, chest-thumping adaptation of Frank Miller’s comic series about a group of 300 Spartans who valiantly hack and slash their way through thousands of invading Persian soldiers. Larry Fong’s sepia-toned cinematography lends an elegance to the carnage, while Snyder has plenty of opportunities to engage in slo-mo bloodletting.

I recall walking out of the theatre slightly disappointed by this one, as I originally deemed it to be a series of action pieces linked together by little in the way of emotional depth. The hunchback and his ridiculous hat didn’t help things, either. I’ve since revised my position, though, and 300 has become a favorite option when I’m looking to watch something while eating.

Watchmen (2009) – People had been trying to adapt Alan Moore’s legendary comic book limited series for decades, but each proposal would get mired down in the planning process. Then Snyder came along, fresh off his triumphs with 300 and Dawn of the Dead. Years of frustration were suddenly washed away, and pre-production began in earnest.

The finished product makes you wonder what all the fuss was about. Not only does Snyder capture the essence of the story, but he makes it look easy in the process. And all the tiny details are there for hardcore fans, including business signs that look like they’re drawn by Dave Gibbons himself.

Snyder throws in several slow motion fight sequences, including an excellent battle between The Comedian and a shadowy assailant to open the show. Music is drawn from the ‘60s and ‘70s, with Hendrix’s “All Along the Watchtower” being among the most effective.

As for the cast, it’s solid from top to bottom. Jackie Earle Haley is tops as the obsessive vigilante crimefighter named Rorschach, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan is a close second as the world-weary hero/soldier/assassin dubbed The Comedian.

If you’ve already read Alan Moore’s Watchmen, this makes an excellent companion. If you’ve yet to experience either one, clear your schedule for a day and fit them both in.

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) – A computer-animated tale adapted from a series of fantasy books about owls engaged in war, intrigue, and heroism. I’ve never read the books, and I suspect the film was aimed at an audience much younger than myself. To date, it’s the only Zack Snyder movie that I haven’t watched, and I don’t plan on that changing in the near future.

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Girls and guns. Can you really beat that combination?

Sucker Punch (2011) – The trailer promised girls, guns, World War I trenches, and giant monsters dressed in samurai armor. I went to the midnight showing to see it as soon as possible, but I walked away less than impressed thanks to a weak script and not-so-hot heroine (Emily Browning). When the supporting cast–including Abbie Cornish, Jamie Chung, Jena Malone, and Vanessa Hudgens–is 50 times more boner-inducing than the lead, you know you’re in trouble.

And while there was plenty of action to be had, it felt thrown together at random. I was reminded of watching a video game cutscene (without having played the actual game), and even the presence of Scott Glenn couldn’t whip this film into a winner. A major step back for Snyder, but I’m going to give him a mulligan and hope for the best in 2013.

Upcoming Zack Snyder Projects for 2013

Zack Snyder’s next project is Man of Steel, the latest attempt to restart the Superman franchise. Scheduled for a June 2013 release, this will be yet another reboot. The cast is shaping up nicely as of this writing, with Henry Cavill (Superman), Amy Adams (Lois Lane), Michael Shannon (General Zod), Kevin Costner (Pa Kent), Diane Lane (Ma Kent), and Russell Crowe (Jor-El) signing on. While Superman Returns was a huge disappointment, here’s hoping that Snyder can get things turned in a positive direction.

Zack Snyder movies are colorful and violent, and his background as a music video director allows him to combine sound and visuals to create some impressive sequences. While a few of his recent releases have been box-office disappointments, his star continues to shine brightly for fanboys around the globe. If you’re a fan, I suggest heading out in 2013 to support Man of Steel. Otherwise, Snyder might find himself back directing Morrissey videos.

Eli Roth Movies

Before Eli Roth came along, the horror genre had fallen into a PG-13 malaise. But all that changed with the release of Cabin Fever and Hostel, the latter helping to coin the term for a new type of horror flick: “torture porn” or “gorno.” Filled with copious amounts of female flesh and graphic brutality, Eli Roth movies have offended the sensibilities of many critics and sent parental watchdog groups into fits of rage. But the buff NYU graduate could care less; he wears his “Splat Pack” moniker (along with Rob Zombie and Alexandre Aja) with pride.

In addition to the fake breasts and severed heads, Eli Roth movies also include liberal amounts of dark comedy. While Jason Voorhees may stalk his victims with nary a laugh, the madmen (and women) of the Eli Roth universe are frequently funny in a sick and twisted sort of way.

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Eli Roth, the Frank Sinatra of the Splat Pack

If you’re tired of watered-down movies being passed off as horror, give these Eli Roth films a try. While they may not help the Slovak tourism industry, they will provide plenty of titillation amidst arterial sprays.

Films Directed by Eli Roth

Cabin Fever (2002) – A group of college kids head up to a cabin for some sex and drinking, but their weekend is ruined by a flesh-eating bacteria that tends to bring out the worst in humanity. This was Roth’s entry into the world of feature filmmaking, and it doesn’t let the audience down. From nods to Deliverance to Cerina Vincent’s beautiful body, it’s a roller coaster of exploitation.

Rider Strong’s lead character of Paul hit home with me, as he’s the nice guy who’s constantly overlooked by the love of his life, Karen (Jordan Ladd). She’s more interested in Grim (Eli Roth in a cameo), a douchebag skateboarder who arrives with a bag of weed and a vicious dog named Dr. Mambo. But all romantic considerations fly out the widow when an infected hermit stumbles up to the cabin and begins the bloody chain of events.

Cabin Fever was a bold statement for Roth, as it threw caution to the wind and brought some old school balls back to the horror genre. Faces are eaten off by dogs, heads are blown apart by shotguns, and a mentally handicapped kid shows off his kung-fu abilities. I loved it.

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Hostel, one of the Eli Roth movies that helped launch the torture porn sub-genre.

Hostel (2005) – Hostel and Saw helped create torture porn, but the latter only contributed the “torture” part. Hostel embraces both aspects fully, and the scenes of naked Eastern European women are damned impressive. A trio of American pals do the whole backpacking across Europe thing, but their trip takes a turn for the worse when they’re lured to Slovakia with the promise of hot poon and cold beer. Before you can say “never leave America,” they’re being chopped up and drilled into by a secret club of wealthy sadists.

I loved the quality and quantity of the nudity, and the gorehound in me was also impressed by the extreme level of bloodshed. I did not, however, care much for the lead characters, especially the obnoxiously blonde Josh (Derek Richardson). For that reason alone, I still prefer Cabin Fever over Hostel.

Hostel: Part II (2007) – More Americans head to Eastern Europe to get butchered, but this time a few new twists are introduced. First, the Americans are all female (Lauren German, Bijou Phillips, and Heather Matarazzo). Secondly, we get to know a couple of members of the twisted Elite Hunting club (Richard Burgi and Roger Bart), who also happen to be American citizens.

The new had worn off by this point, so I ended up liking Hostel 2 less than the original. That’s not to say that it stinks, just that it fails to shock the senses quite like the first. I did enjoy Burgi and Bart’s character arcs, and Lauren German was refreshing as an intended victim who proves just as dangerous as those pursuing her.

Thanksgiving (2007) – Roth directed this outrageous faux movie trailer for the Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez project known as Grindhouse. In it, a killer dressed up like a pilgrim ruins everyone’s Thanksgiving when he carves up a whole different kind of white meat. A guy gets decapitated while he receives a hummer, a cheerleader is impaled though the vagina while jumping on a trampoline, and Michael Biehn is hilarious as the local sheriff who’s prone to overact. Easily the best of all the fake Grindhouse trailers, as I can only pray to the gods of gore that Roth eventually turns this slasher movie trailer into a full-length feature.

Nation’s Pride (2009) – Roth starred in Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds as a Nazi-killing Jew from Brooklyn, but he also directed the propaganda film-within-a-film known as Nation’s Pride. In it, a heroic German soldier successful snipes wave after wave of American soldiers on behalf of the Fatherland. The body count of the film quickly becomes ridiculous, and one has to wonder how anyone could believe such a piece of cinematic nonsense. But that’s the whole point: How could anyone be dumb enough to fall for propaganda in its many forms?

Films Produced by Eli Roth

Once you’ve seen all the films listed above, you may find yourself still jonesing for an Eli Roth fix. If that’s the case, you can always watch the movies where he served as producer. While they may not be quite as good (or as gory), they’re still worth a look.

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One of the Eli Roth movies where he served as a producer, although it had nothing to do with Natalie Merchant.

2001 Maniacs (2005) – A remake of the Herschell Gordon Lewis splatter classic, 2001 Maniacs deposits a group of college students in a backwoods Georgia town for the annual “Guts and Glory Jubilee.” There are supernatural forces at work, of course, and it’s not long before the locals begin dispatching the dumbass tourists in a variety of graphic ways.

It’s better than Lewis’ low-budget original, but 2001 Maniacs pales in comparison to the technical slickness of Roth’s directorial efforts. Robert Englund is always a welcome sight in the role of the town’s mayor, while Cabin Fever vet Giuseppe Andrews co-stars as local ladykiller (literally) Harper Alexander. And I have to give the film props for casting Peter Stormare, one of my favorite character actors. Breast lovers will be enchanted by Christa Campbell, who’s more than suited for the role of Milk Maiden.

The Last Exorcism (2010) – While the ending feels tacked on, this found footage horror flick is otherwise effective at making everyone in the South seem like closet lunatics. Patrick Fabian stars as Reverend Cotton Marcus, a devoted minister and exorcist who’s become disillusioned by his role as a con-man-for-hire. Bringing along a film crew, he embarks on one last job with the intention of blowing the lid off his profession. But that’s when he runs into the Sweetzer family and the sweetly simple Nell (Ashley Bell).

There are a couple of holes in the plot, and those looking for graphic violence will come away disappointed. If you’re a fan of Paranormal Activity or The Blair With Project, however, you should be more than content with director Daniel Stamm’s atmospheric flick about faith and redemption. Fabian’s performance is especially nuanced and believable, and I’m happy to report that he hasn’t disappeared following the film’s release.

Eli Roth movies have helped bring the horror genre back to the forefront, but it remains to be seen if he will stick to his successful formula or eventually break out into other areas. While I doubt we should expect an Eli Roth rom-com in the near future, I’d be willing to spring for the price of a ticket just to see him put his uniquely offensive stamp on yet another genre.

Stanley Kubrick Movies

While I enjoy Stanley Kubrick movies, the bearded and presumably still-dead filmmaker sounded like he would’ve been a real asshole. Thanks to his interest in technological innovations for the cinema, I’ve often equated him with James Cameron…except with talent. Both men are known for having berated their co-workers to the point of breakdowns, and it wasn’t unusual for Kubrick to spend insane periods of time shooting a scene to get it just right. He was so exacting, in fact, that he only made 13 feature films in a span of 46 years.

Of course, this brand of obsessive behavior paid off when the finished product made its debut, and critics and fans are still lining up to lick the empty boots of Stanley Kubrick. In the following article, I’ll take a look at the Stanley Kubrick films that I’ve seen, offering my own feelings and experiences. I’ll also talk briefly about the titles I’ve yet to see, including my reasons for having skipped them to this point.

If you’ve never experienced the works of Stanley Kubrick, this is a fine jumping-on point. But if you’re a longtime devotee who feels the legendary director can do no wrong, prepare to be incensed (that’s why we have a comments section). Just keep it civil, or your arguments and observations will never see the light of day.

Stanley Kubrick Movies I’ve Seen

The following list is comprised of the Stanley Kubrick movies I’ve seen so far, as well as my opinions on each one:

The Killing (1956) – Kubrick tries his hand at film noir in this tale of a career crook (Sterling Hayden) who’s looking to pull one last job before getting married and settling down. If you’ve ever seen a crime movie, you can likely guess how well things turn out.

It failed to do much business during its initial release, but The Killing has since developed a cult following thanks to Kubrick’s later success. I was as underwhelmed as those original audiences, and the film’s first 30 minutes left me utterly unmoved. I turned the movie off after that and never finished it. Maybe it picked up steam as the narrative got more complicated, but I wasn’t motivated enough to find out. Since my Netflix queue was filled with more appealing options, I dropped it in the mailbox and never looked back.

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Paths of Glory was the first of many anti-war Stanley Kubrick movies.

Paths of Glory (1957) – I watched Paths of Glory in the last year, and it didn‘t disappoint. Kirk Douglas remains one of my all-time favorite actors, and he was especially adept at displaying contempt and righteous indignation. Those qualities come in handy here, as he plays a French officer and lawyer who takes up the defense of fellow soldiers railroaded on charges of cowardice and facing an execution by firing squad.

This wouldn’t be the last anti-war film directed by Kubrick, but it ranks among his finest efforts on the silver screen. The Georg Krause cinematography is stirring on every level, the supporting performance by Ralph Meeker is noteworthy, and Kubrick wrings every once of emotion out of scenes demonstrating the cowardice and petty nature of the human race. If you’re just beginning to explore Kubrick, put this on your short list.

Spartacus (1960) – Anthony Mann was this epic film’s original director, but he was canned a week into shooting and replaced by Kubrick, who had previously worked with star Kirk Douglas on Paths of Glory. It’s been years since I saw the film, but here’s what I remember: Douglas chewing the scenery as a real-life slave who helped organize a rebellion against his Roman masters; Roman troops getting messed up by flaming logs rolled downhill; the stirring and tragic showdown between Spartacus and fellow gladiator Draba (Woody Strode); wanting to slap the smug Crassus (Laurence Olivier); and the film’s climax and much-imitated scene where multiple people claim to be Spartacus.

Lolita (1962) – Vladimir Nabokov’s novel revolves around a middle-aged pedophile who lusts after a 12-year-old girl, even going so far as to marry her boorish mother in order to be close to her. Somehow, Kubrick managed to successfully adapt the book to the big screen. Oh, and did I mention that it’s a comedy?

James Mason is a riot as the dry academic controlled by his passion, and the debuting Sue Lyon lights up the screen as the object of his socially unacceptable obsession. Peter Sellers demonstrates his ability to morph into a wide range of characters, playing the delightfully oily Clare Quilty. Despite the differences from the original novel, both works endure as darkly comedic masterpieces.

Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) – One of the greatest example of movie satire ever released, Dr. Strangelove contains spot-on performances from an all-star cast, as well as a unique visual flair from director Kubrick. The scene with Slim Pickens riding an atomic bomb down into the heart of Russian territory remains an iconic screen image, as well as a chilling reminder of how close we come to annihilation on a daily basis.

This was among critic Gene Siskel’s favorite film, and I would have to agree with the bald-headed movie savant. Strangelove works on every level, which is even more impressive when you consider that it’s a comedy. Peter Sellers is a standout in his three roles as a by-the-book British officer, the President of the United States, and the title character who‘s a former Nazi scientist. My favorite, however, was George C. Scott for his role as General Buck Turgidson, a gung-ho military man who uses the War Room phone to talk with his mistress and later gets into a famous scuffle with the Russian ambassador (“There‘s no fighting in the War Room!”).

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) – Much has been made of Kubrick’s sci-fi epic, but it never appealed to me on any level. Sure, it featured some fine classical music, but everything post-HAL just bored me to tears. I haven’t read the Arthur C. Clarke novel that the film was based on, but I have a hard time believing it could be more boring or pretentious. At least the sequel has Roy Scheider.

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Alex DeLarge and his gang on the prowl in a scene from A Clockwork Orange, one of the finest Stanley Kubrick movies.

A Clockwork Orange (1971) – I watched this with a friend of mine a few years ago, and it instantly became his favorite Kubrick work. I’m partial to it, as well, due in large part to Malcolm McDowell’s alarming portrayal of a young ruffian living in a bleak future marred by rampant societal collapse. As with most of his films, Kubrick’s choice of classical music only serves to heighten the on-screen events, especially when it comes to acts of violence committed by Alex DeLarge (McDowell) and his gang of droogs. Based on the Anthony Burgess novel, it remains a powerful commentary on the nature of violence in society and the failure of science to curb man’s most basic tendencies.

Barry Lyndon (1975) – Ryan O’Neal is all but forgotten today, but he a respected movie star during the 1970s. This was one of his more interesting and demanding projects, as the Kubrick film casts him in the role of the title character, an 18th century Irishman who travels across Europe getting into various adventures (carnal and otherwise) before settling down and making a complete mess of his life. The duel in the barn with his stepson during the film’s waning minutes remains my favorite scene.

To demonstrate his obsession with the technical side of filmmaking, Kubrick had special lenses made so he could shoot everything with natural lightning. An impressive feat, although I’m afraid it will be lost on die-hard fans of Larry the Cable Guy.

The Shining (1980) – Stephen King wasn’t thrilled with this adaptation of his novel, but I always found it far more terrifying than the source material. Jack Nicholson is Jack Torrance, the recovering boozer who takes a job as the winter caretaker at the Overlook Hotel to try and finish his crappy novel, while Shelly Duvall shows off her homely looks as his meek wife. Scatman Crothers steals the show as the Overlook’s chef who likes paintings of half-naked women with afros, and he also recognizes the telepathic potential of young Danny Torrance (Danny Lloyd).

The film moves along at a snail’s pace, but the creepy moments will stick with you long after the credits roll. Little girls are shown hacked to pieces by an axe, rivers of blood pour from an elevator, and the hottie in Room 237 is not what she seems. And don’t overlook Nicholson’s menacing performance as a complex family man driven to madness through a combination of alcohol, isolation, and the supernatural.

Kubrick’s long shots are effective at emphasizing the isolation of the characters, and the Steadicam was used for only the third time in motion picture history (now a staple of the industry). But the most iconic shot remains Nicholson’s leering face peeking through the newly-hacked hole in the door, just prior to bellowing out “Heeeere’s Johnny!”

Full Metal Jacket (1987) – The first half of the film features draftees Matthew Modine and Vincent D’Onofrio getting the crap kicked out of them by a Vietnam-era drill sergeant played with relish by R. Lee Ermey. The second half follows Joker (Modine) as he serves as a war correspondent in Southeast Asia an witnesses the horrors of war firsthand.

This would mark Kubrick’s third anti-war film, and he pulls out all the stops in showing the futility of combat between nations. Bodies are thrown into mass graves, a helicopter gunner shares tips on the best way to pick off women and children from the air, and a shadowy enemy sniper relentlessly kills members of the U.S. military. It’s far from realistic in many spots, but the message is still received loud and clear.

I’m partial to the first half of the film, as the contrasting performances of Ermey (himself a former drill instructor) and D’Onofrio effortlessly carry the narrative along. Private Pyle descends into madness after suffering constant torment by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, and he delivers one of the best examples of what’s been called the “Kubrick crazy stare.”

Stanley Kubrick Movies I Haven’t Seen

While I’ve seen most of his works, the following films of Stanley Kubrick remain on my to-do list:

Fear and Desire (1953) – I’ve never seen this debut Kubrick film about a small group of soldiers tasked with sneaking behind enemy lines, primarily because it’s never been given a commercial DVD release. Bootlegs are available, of course, but I’m too lazy to try and track down such things. Besides, I don’t Lars Ulrich or one of his cronies hassling me.

Killer’s Kiss (1955) – Running only 67 minutes long, this was Kubrick’s second effort as a director. Set in the noir genre, it tells the story of a failed boxer and taxi dancer who start up a romance despite the violent machinations of her employer. While I’m not opposed to seeing it, the disappointment of The Killing hasn’t exactly made me want to run out and watch another noir flick from Kubrick.

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Even the masked perverts in Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut marvel at the lunacy of Scientology.

Eyes Wide Shut (1999) – I’ve seen a few clips from this Tom Cruise / Nicole Kidman vehicle about an upper-class married guy who stumbles across a hidden world of sexual perversions, but it’s never struck me as especially interesting. The titillation factor isn‘t a selling point for me, as nothing in this flick could be as hot as watching Andy San Dimas go through her paces. I’ll eventually watch it to see Kubrick’s final film, but I’m not in any hurry. Besides, the revelation of Tom Cruise’s craziness has further diminished my interest.

That concludes my look at all the Stanley Kubrick movies ever made. While my discussion may not have delved into technical aspects or provided a long-winded critical analysis of each film, it should at least indicate my general impressions of a filmmaker whose legacy is still felt in theatres across the globe. If you’re serious about the art of film, Kubrick is a must-see artist. If, however, you think the Transformers franchise is the best thing since sliced bread, go ahead and look elsewhere.

Spike Jonze Movies

Spike Jonze is a multi-talented fella who’s directed, acted, produced, and even served as cinematographer. Best known for his innovative music videos, he’s also made three feature films over a 20-year period, with each drawing critical acclaim. He co-owns a skateboard company, and he helped create the MTV prankster series Jackass. Fans of Three Kings may remember Jonze as Private First Class Conrad Vig, a shitheel soldier who wants to be just like Troy Barlow (Mark Wahlberg).

Spike Jonze moviesI’ve seen one of the Spike Jonze movies on this list so far, although I’m not opposed to seeing the others at some future date. I have also enjoyed a number of his music videos thanks to a nifty DVD compilation and the miracle of YouTube.

If you’ve yet to discover Spike Jonze, now’s your chance to jump on the bandwagon. And even if you’re familiar with his work, his diverse career almost ensures that you’ve missed something along the way.


Movies Directed by Spike Jonze

As of this writing, these are the three movies directed by Spike Jonze:

Being John Malkovich (1999) – This is the lone Spike Jonze movie that I’ve seen, and it didn’t disappoint. John Cusack plays a frustrated puppeteer who takes a job as a file clerk on the 7 ½ floor of an office building. When he uncovers a hidden portal in the wall, he enters and finds himself in the body of actor John Malkovich (playing himself). Before long, he and a co-worker (Catherine Keener) are selling tickets to those interested in walking a mile in Mr. Malkovich’s shoes, and his wife with transgendered leanings (Cameron Diaz) is using the actor as a vessel to carry on an affair. A bizarre tale of identity and the loss thereof, and I was especially amused by the appearance of Charlie Sheen (playing himself) as the friend who Malkovich turns to when he thinks he’s going crazy.

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Adaptation, one of the three Spike Jonze movies made to this point.

Adaptation (2002) – I haven’t watched this film yet, but I’ve seen more Nicolas Cage movies than I would care to admit, so I’m certain it will happen. Cage plays dual roles as writer Charlie Kaufman (who actually wrote the screenplay) and twin brother Donald Kaufman (who doesn’t exist in real life), as the former struggles with adapting the novel The Orchid Thief to the screen. Anyone who enjoys quality acting should consider this Oscar-winning film, as it features Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper, Brian Cox, and Maggie Gyllenhaal. On an interesting side note, Donald Kaufman was nominated along with his brother for Best Adapted Screenplay, making him the first fictional person to achieve such an honor.

Where the Wild Things Are (2009) – I loved the Maurice Sendak book as a child, but I’ve yet to see Jonze’s big-screen adaptation. Max Records stars as the kid who runs away to frolic with a group of fantastical beasts, and their voices are supplied by James Gandolfini, Chris Cooper, Forest Whitaker, Catherine O’Hara, Paul Dano, and Lauren Ambrose. If you consider watching this with your kids, just keep in mind that many critics noted the film’s dark nature and mature ideas.


Spike Jonze Music Videos

My friend Cliff once made a Christmas gift of The Work of Director Spike Jonze, a collection of music videos, short films, and documentaries. I’ve gotten a lot of enjoyment out of this present over the years, especially when it comes to the music video section. The following are all included in the collection, or you can be cheap and watch them for free on YouTube:

Spike Jonze movies

In addition to Spike Jonze movies, he also makes music videos.

“Cannonball” (1993) – Kim Deal of The Breeders sings underwater, while a cannonball rolls through the streets of the suburbs.

“Buddy Holly” (1994) – The band Weezer is inserted into footage from Happy Days, where they play a gig at Arnold’s Drive-In and interact with Fonzie and the rest of the gang.

“Feel the Pain” (1994) – J Mascis from Dinosaur Jr. plays a game of golf that stretches across the city.

“Sabotage” (1994) – A black-and-white tribute to cop shows from the 1970s, this video finds the Beastie Boys fighting crooks and enforcing law and order.

“California” (1995) – Throughout this song by Wax, a guy runs down the street on fire in slow motion.

“It’s Oh So Quiet” (1995) – Bjork has always had an oddball look and sound, and this video shot in a tire shop and filled with choreographed dancing only adds to her weirdness.

“Praise You” (1998) – Spike Jonze put on a disguise, gathered together the Torrance Community Dance Group, then delivered on an impromptu performance outside a movie theatre to the strains of Fatboy Slim. The people waiting in line for tickets never knew what hit them.

“Weapon of Choice” (2000) – The most famous video from Jonze, this is another collaboration with Fatboy Slim. Christopher Walken stars as a lonely hotel guest who starts dancing and soon begins to defy gravity. It won six Moonmen at the MTV Music Video Awards, and several polls have listed it as the greatest music video of all time.

If you’d like to view some later examples of Spike Jonze music videos, check out “Get Back,” where Ludacris and his comically oversized limbs throttle a guy in the bathroom; and “Don’t’ Play No Game That I Can’t Win,” in which the Beastie Boys engage in action and intrigue while being portrayed by action figures.

Spike Jonze has a unique vision, and this carries over to both Spike Jonze movies and Spike Jonze music videos. They’re not for everyone, of course, but anyone who’s watched MTV over the last 20 years should be familiar with some of his work (even if they don’t realize it). And thanks to his frequent cinematic collaborations with writer Charlie Kaufman, his motion pictures are intellectual affairs that maintain enough of a comedic edge and starpower to be enjoyed by the masses.