Johnny Depp Movies

While Johnny Depp is a major box-office draw these days, it wasn’t long ago that he was known more as a handsome and talented actor who appeared in a series of offbeat roles. The roles are still unusual, mind you, but the moviegoing public finally seems to have caught on to what Depp is trying to achieve in his performances. I guess throwing in Orlando Bloom and a monkey doesn’t hurt things, either.

A true maverick in Hollywood, Depp first made his mark as a teen idol on the early Fox series 21 Jump Street and promptly vowed to accept roles based on interest instead of money. His first major part saw him get gutted by none other than Freddy Krueger in the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, and he followed that up by working with known eccentrics such as Oliver Stone, John Waters, and Tim Burton.

As the years rolled by, Depp padded his resume with one spellbinding performance after another. Some made money at the box office, while others gained cult status on the home video market. Oddly enough, it was the role of a pirate that launched Depp to superstardom. As Captain Jack Sparrow, Depp found his image plastered to t-shirts, notebooks, and all manner of other products. Personally, I’m still waiting for that Blow lunchbox to come out.

Depp’s personal life has been just as interesting, more than earning him a coveted spot here at Odd Films. He dated ultra-skinny model Kate Moss for years, brawled with paparazzi, did the nasty with Winona Ryder, got 13 tattoos, and still found time to move to France, open a vineyard, and record a solo album.

The following Johnny Depp movies are a good place to start to get an idea of his range and unique choices in roles, but this is only the beginning. When you’re done, I’d also suggest the following: Platoon, Nick of Time, Dead Man, Sleepy Hollow, The Ninth Gate, Chocolat, From Hell, Blow, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Secret Window, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, and Alice in Wonderland.

• Finding Neverland (2004) – Partially based on a true story, Finding Neverland examines the relationship between Scottish playwright J.M. Barrie and his platonic relationship with a widow (Kate Winslet) and her four young boys. As he entertains the children, the astute Barrie draws from their imagination and his own to craft the popular play known as Peter Pan. Depp received an Oscar nomination for Best Actor, and the film was also in the running for Best Picture. A charming motion picture that co-stars Dustin Hoffman, Julie Christie, Radha Mitchell, and Toby Jones.
• Edward Scissorhands (1990) – Depp gives a sweet performance as Edward, a humanoid creation with giant scissors instead of hands (his creator, played by Vincent Price, dies before he can finish Edward). When he’s discovered by an Avon saleswoman (Dianne Wiest) living all alone in a mansion, he’s hauled back to the suburbs and taken in by the Boggs family. The naïve Edward falls for teen Kim Boggs (Winona Ryder), but the cynical and selfish nature of “civilized” adults threatens to drive him away. A charming fairy tale from director Tim Burton, Edward Scissorhands allows Depp plenty of chances to emote without a lot of unnecessary dialogue.
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) – Honestly, this is one of my least-liked Johnny Depp movies, but the sheer impact on the actor’s career warranted its inclusion on the list. Depp stars as Captain Jack Sparrow, an eccentric pirate (Depp claimed to pattern his character on Keith Richards) obsessed with regaining control of his stolen ship, the Black Pearl. Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom co-star, and our protagonists have to brave cursed pirates, uptight British naval forces, and assorted other cutthroats and supernatural menaces. Jeffrey Rush co-stars as the villainous Captain Hector Barbosa, and Zoe Saldana shows up in an early role as a female pirate with a bone to pick with Jack. A box office monster, it’s spawned two sequels so far, with another scheduled for May of 2011 (for which Depp reportedly received $55.5 million).

• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) – Depp, a longtime friend of gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, stars in the Terry Gilliam adaptation of Thompson’s 1971 novel about a drug-fueled trip to Las Vegas to cover a motorcycle race. Along with his attorney, Dr. Gonzo (Benicio del Toro), Thompson’s alter-ego Raoul Duke consumes massive amounts of drugs, terrorizes a hitchhiker (a young Tobey Maguire), and nearly gets into trouble with an underage girl (Christina Ricci). Even if you don’t do drugs, this hilarious motion picture will make you feel as if you do. Depp, by the way, perfectly captures Thompson’s distinctive voice and mannerisms.
• Cry-Baby (1990) – Director John Waters parodied teen musicals in his cult classic starring Johnny Depp as “Cry-Baby” Walker, a man who drives women wild with his ability to shed a single tear. Walker is part of a gang called the “Drapes,” and he shocks the city of Baltimore by falling for Allison Vernon-Williams (Amy Locane), a girl known as a “Square.” While Depp doesn’t do his own singing–that honor goes to rockabilly artist James Intveld–he still turns in a straight-faced performance that evokes a young Elvis Presley.
• What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) – Gilbert Grape has a complicated life. Since his mother is morbidly obese, he’s forced to be the breadwinner for the family and care for his developmentally challenged brother, Arnie (Leonardo DiCaprio). His only release is an unfulfilling relationship with a local married woman (Mary Steenburgen). But things get even more complicated when Becky (Juliette Lewis) and her grandmother get stuck in town after their RV breaks down. The two hit it off instantly, but will Gilbert’s complicated life kill the romance before it even gets started? Depp and DiCaprio both give standout performances, and it’s just another example of quirky Johnny Depp movies that focus on misfits falling in love.

• Ed Wood (1994) – Tim Burton and Johnny Depp team up once again, this time for the partially true biopic of Edward Wood Jr., a man frequently regarded as one of the worst directors who ever lived. Depp plays the title role with gusto, portraying Wood as a well-meaning dreamer who exists on the fringes of Hollywood. Surrounded by a bevy of eccentrics (including Bill Murray, Jeffrey Jones, and George “The Animal“ Steele), he pursues his artistic endeavors no matter what everyone else thinks. Sarah Jessica Parker and Patricia Arquette play Ed’s girlfriends, but Martin Landau (in an Oscar-winning role) steals the show as the elderly and heroin-addicted Bela Lugosi.
• Donnie Brasco (1997) – Based on real-life events, this crime drama stars Depp as Joseph D. Pistone, an FBI agent sent undercover to infiltrate a vicious New York crime family. His way in is through hit man “Lefty” Ruggiero (Al Pacino), a middle-aged mobster who’s never risen to the levels he dreamed of. But as Pistone (using the false name Donnie Brasco) gains the trust of the Bonanno crime family, he finds himself regarding Ruggiero as a friend and having an increasingly difficult time separating work from his real life. Pacino is heartbreaking as a broken-down killer, and the cast is rounded out by Michael Madsen, Bruno Kirby, and Anne Heche. A must-see for fans of crime films.
• Don Juan DeMarco (1995) – Marlon Brando gives one of the better performances of his late career as Dr. Jack Mickler, a psychiatrist who’s nearing retirement. For his last case, he takes on the evaluation of a would-be suicide case (Depp) who claims to be the legendary lover Don Juan. But as the patient relates his story of romance and heartbreak, Mickler and many of the other hospital staff find themselves inspired to look at the world in a new way. Women who regard Depp as a sex symbol are highly encouraged to see this film, as he delivers one of his most alluring performances.
• Benny & Joon (1993) – Sam (Depp) is an awkward cinephile with a love for tapioca pudding. Joon (Mary Stuart Masterson) is a schizophrenic who suffers from psychotic episodes. During the course of the film, the duo fall in love and struggle to overcome their problems. Depp demonstrates his impressive skills at physical comedy, drawing largely from the works of Chaplin and Keaton. A moving tale of eccentrics that co-stars Aidan Quinn, William H. Macy, Julianne Moore, Oliver Platt, and CCH Pounder.

Satanic Cult Movies

Back in the ‘80s, it seemed that Satanic cults were everywhere. Geraldo Rivera devoted airtime to the subject (on Halloween, no less), and every parent was wary of backwards messages on the latest heavy metal albums. It was all nonsense, of course, but the fascination with the subject filtered down into the all-seeing Hollywood machine and resulted in a number of movies dealing with the subject of Satanic cultists on the loose.

With Nicolas Cage currently taking on vile devil-worshipping types at theatres around the country (in 3D, no less), I thought it was a perfect opportunity to examine some of the best examples of Satanic cults in the movies. And when I say “Satanic cults,” I’m not talking about some new age movement devoted to bringing out your more carnal side. No, I mean men and women who are actively plotting to bring about the end of the world and help install Satan on a big throne that’s probably made of skulls.

• The Devil Rides Out (1968) – Based on the Dennis Wheatley novel from 1934, this Hammer production stars Christopher Lee as Duc de Richleau, a man who becomes convinced that the son of an old friend is mixed up with the occult. But after rescuing the lad and another cultist, our heroes learn that they’ve disrupted a ceremony where Satan himself put in an appearance. This leads the cult to track down the wayward members of their flock, hurling powerful black magic at Christopher Lee like there’s no tomorrow. The film was originally going to be made several years earlier, but the concern over Satanism was too great at the time. By 1968, I guess nobody was concerned about the devil.
• Children of the Corn (1984) – Linda Hamilton and Peter Horton star as a couple traveling through Nebraska who run afoul of pint-sized cultists and their infernal master, “He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” Based on a short story from Stephen King, the film proved a solid hit at the box office and would later spawn a total of six sequels. If a child has ever given you the creeps, the scenes where the town’s kids wipe out the adults will stick with you for a good long while.

• Race with the Devil (1975) – Two couples (including Peter Fonda, Loretta Swit, Warren Oates, and Lara Parker) leave San Antonio in their RV and head towards Colorado on vacation. While staying at a lonely campground in central Texas, they witness a group of Satanists making a human sacrifice. When it becomes obvious that the local sheriff (R.G. Armstrong) is part of the sinister group, our heroes attempt to make it to Amarillo and report all of this to the authorities. But Satanists aren’t known for their kindly disposition, and soon the RV is being pursued by more and more cultists. Pushed to the limit, Oates and Fonda fight back in a lengthy car chase that includes plenty of shotgun action and vehicular stunts. The epitome of a drive-in movie, Race with the Devil offers some cheap thrills and several likable performers. The last few minutes of the film are still hella cool, and this is one that’s begging for a remake.
• The Devil’s Rain (1975) – Anton LaVey, the most famous Satanist in history, is credited as the film’s technical director, so you know you’re in for a treat. People melt, crosses turn into snakes, and Ernest Borgnine transforms into a goat-like creature. If that’s not enough to sell The Devil’s Rain, then check out the rest of the cast: William Shatner, Tom Skerritt, John Travolta, and Eddie Albert. I’ve always wondered who would win in a fight between Captain Kirk and Satan, and now I finally have my answer.
• Fever Night aka Static Age Band of Satanic Outsiders (2009) – Filmed over a two-year period on a shoestring budget, Fever Night hearkens back to the heady days of 1970’s occult movies. When three pals hold a Satanic ritual in the woods, nothing appears to happen. But as the movie twists and turns through its 85-minute runtime, the pals quickly discover that they’re not alone in the woods and some rituals take longer to manifest than others. The acting, soundtrack, and lighting are far better than you might expect from a film made for under $50,000, which is why I highly recommend it for fans of doomed cultists.
• Rosemary’s Baby (1968) – When it comes to Satanic cult movies, it doesn’t get any better than this Roman Polanski masterpiece. Waifish Mia Farrow stars as a young wife who moves into a new apartment building with her actor husband (John Cassavetes) and begins to sense that there’s something strange about their kindly, elderly neighbors (Ruth Gordon in an Oscar-winning role and Sidney Blackmer). Before long, she finds herself knocked up, but she can’t shake the horrifying images of a demonic presence during conception or the sudden craving for raw meat. Polanski keeps the tension building throughout the film, and the payoff stands as one of the great endings in horror movie history.
• Jennifer’s Body (2009) – Written by Oscar-winning Diablo Cody and starring hotties Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer’s Body takes a satirical look at life among the teenage set. When popular Jennifer Check (Fox) and plain pal Anita “Needy” Lesnicki (Seyfried) attend a concert to see indie band Low Shoulder, Jennifer is spirited away and sacrificed by the fame-hungry rockers. Their spell is only partially successful, however, and soon a demonically-possessed Jennifer is running amok and whittling down the town’s male population. It’s not often that devil worshippers are portrayed as clean-cut, twenty-something band members, so fans of Twilight may want to check this one out. And any red-blooded male will definitely want to watch to see Fox and Seyfried strut their stuff.

• Suspiria (1977) – One of the greatest examples of Italian horror, director Dario Argento pours his heart and soul into this creepy classic about an American ballerina (Jessica Harper) who enrolls at a German dance academy and later learns that it’s run by a coven of witches. The use of music and lighting are highly effective and damned disturbing, and gorehounds will be delighting by the various graphic murders throughout. If you’ve never experienced the demented magic of Dario Argento, do yourself a favor and begin you journey with Suspiria.
• To the Devil…A Daughter (1976) – The last Hammer movie made until 2010, To the Devil…A Daughter stars Richard Widmark as John Verney, an occult writer who’s asked by a friend to pick his daughter up at the airport. Turns out the daughter in question is Catherine Beddows (Nastassja Kinski), a young and extremely hot nun. When the father then requests that Verney keep his daughter safe, it draws out members of Catherine’s Catholic order, who are actually a group of devil worshippers preparing for the return of their master. Christopher Lee plays the leader of the cult with his usual creepy vigor, and the cast is rounded out by Honor Blackman, Denholm Elliott, and Michael Goodliffe.
• Drive Angry (2011) – The rare modern 3D film that bombed at the box office, Drive Angry stars Nicolas Cage as John Milton (get it?), a badass con who escapes from Hell in order avenge the death of his daughter and save his infant granddaughter from being sacrificed by a white trash Satanic cult. He’s joined in his violent road trip by the leggy Piper (Amber Heard), a foul-mouthed ex-waitress who has a thing for bad boys and likes to get her toenails painted as a substitute for foreplay. An RV chase is reminiscent of Race with the Devil, and William Fichtner gives it his all as The Accountant, an agent of Hell sent to bring Milton back home.

If your parents ever got on your case for listening to Ozzy or other “evil” musicians, watching one or more of these satanic cult movies is a perfect way to spite them. Sure, it might open you up to the influence of the real Prince of Darkness, but a little rebellion is well worth the possibility of roasting for eternity.

20 Must-See Adult Movie Parodies

In the last year, the adult movie industry has found massive sales and mainstream media coverage by putting out a new kind of product: the parody film. And thanks to the same laws that have allowed Saturday Night Live to avoid litigation for decades, the smut lords of California have been able to put their unique and decidedly erotic spin on everything from popular television shows to movies and comic books.

Since this site specializes in bizarre and downright odd films, I felt compelled to take a look at some of the more notable adult movie parodies currently available. Of course, the hardcore industry is nothing if not prolific, so they’re turning these films out like crazy. By the time you read this, there will likely be dozens more to choose from.

Which leads me to the question: which Hollywood movie would you like to see given the adult parody treatment? I think it’s an interesting topic for discussion, and you can respond with your picks in our comments section.

• This Ain’t Avatar XXX (2010) – The most expensive movie ever produced by Hustler, it also has the distinction of being in 3D. Jake’s log entries reveal a much more sexual side to the Na’bi, and they really cut loose once those pesky human intruders are kicked off the planet. There’s also a twist ending, revealing their true purposes for keeping some of the Earthlings around. The effects are surprisingly good, and any fanboy who walked out of Avatar with sexual thoughts should give this one a try (assuming you’re of legal age to do so, of course).
• BATFXXX: Dark Knight Parody (2010) – Clocking in at a massive 3 hours and 45 minutes, this parody of The Dark Knight finds The Jo-kerr terrorizing Gothard City thanks to a sex potion he acquired from Poisen Ivy (Tory Lane). Fortunately, the city is protected by The Bat, a crimefighter known for his fearsome presence and his impressive penis. Along with a little help from Robina (Krissy Lynn) and Bat Chick (Isis Love), our hero will take on the Jo-kerr in a mind-boggling climax featuring a 12-person orgy. I’m certain Christopher Nolan watched it and loved it.
• Malice in Lalaland (2010) – While the DVD cover looks like Bitch Slap, this 35mm movie is actually an adult parody of the two books by Lewis Carroll: “Alice in Wonderland” and “Through the Looking Glass.” Crossover star Sasha Grey is Malice, and she encounters a number of erotic adventures as she escapes from an asylum and the likes of Queenie (Andy San Dimas) and Jabbowski. Winner of the 2011 AVN Award for Best Editing. And, yes, there’s sex with a giant rabbit.
• The Human Sexipede (2010) – Mad surgeon Dr. Heiter kidnaps an Asian man and two hot American girls, none of whom are able to achieve an orgasm through regular sex. But Heiter has a solution he’ll join them all mouth to genitals, leading to constant stimulation and mind-blowing release. Decidedly less horrific than the Tom Six version, this parody actually drew a surprising amount of praise for its writing. Of course, it’s pretty easy to craft a spoof around a film like The Human Centipede (First Sequence).
• Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (2010) – Nominated for 17 awards in 16 categories at the 2011 AVN Awards, this parody of the 1960’s Adam West TV show looks remarkably similar to the original, even going so far as to rent an actual Batmobile from the series. Double-entendres abound, and hardcore fans of the show will be delighted by the presence of lesser-known characters such as Lisa Carson and Molly. All your old favorites are around as well, including the Joker, Catwoman (Tori Black), Riddler, and Batgirl (Lexi Belle). The lead actor nails Adam West’s stilted delivery to perfection, and the massive success of this film helped create the current explosion of this adult sub-genre.
• This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009) – Their mission…to boldly cum like no man…well, I think you get the idea. Evan Stone makes a great Captain Kirk, and the rest of the crew features all your favorites from the original show. Directed by Axel Braun, who’s known for his attention to detail in recreating old TV series, This Ain’t Star Trek XXX features Spock getting it on with Jenna Haze, and a Vulcanized Sasha Grey teleporting aboard for a romp with Kirk. Throw in some interracial with Uhuru, and you’ve got yourself a damned fine parody.

• The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (2010) – Tom Byron stars as “The Dude,” a role that won him Best Actor at the 2011 AVN Awards. But this time around, he takes Bunny up on her offer (while Brandt watches), and we get to see the uncut version of Logjammin’. The musical dream sequence is a hoot, and I never tire of hearing Lebowski go on about the tapes that “really tied his porn collection together.”
• Official Friday the 13th Parody (2010) – It seems like an odd choice for an adult parody, but think back to all the teen lovin’ that was going on around Camp Crystal Lake. Of course, this time Crystal Lake is an abandoned nudist colony, the legendary killer drowned from the size of his member, and female campers are dispatched courtesy of flesh-eating bodily fluids. Courtney Cummz stars in this production from Zero Tolerance Entertainment.
• This Isn’t Christmas Vacation: The XXX Parody (2010) – The further adventures of the Grizwald family. Clark is determined to make this the best holiday ever, but meanwhile Cousin Eddy shows up and has sex in full view of the neighborhood. And don’t forget about young Audrey and Rusty, the two Grizwald kids who are delivering a little Christmas joy of their own.
• Superman XXX: A Porn Parody (2010) – When he’s not saving the planet, Superman (Ryan Driller) enjoys the advantages of being the Man of Steel, especially when it comes to a Lois Lane (Andy San Dimas) who’s way sluttier than in the comics or movies. Lex Luthor also gets his own sex scene, as do the escaped Kryptonians from the Phantom Zone (a hot foursome with Lois). And you just know that Jimmy Olsen is going to scrore. Staring Andy San Dimas, Alexis Texas, and Lexi Belle. Another film from adult parody master, Axel Braun.
• Official Psycho Parody (2010) – Sara Sloane stars as Marion Crane, a sexy lady who steals a bunch of cash from her lover and winds up at the Bates Motel. There, she meets the cross-dressing Norman, and you can count on the infamous shower scene showing more skin than the Alfred Hitchcock original. Others come looking for Marion, of course, but they also get caught up in the dark sexual kink that seems to pervade the isolated motel.
• Saw: A Hardcore Parody (2010) – A comical look at the long-running horror series, Saw: A Hardcore Parody is set in a world where a killer enjoys abducting porn stars and putting them in intricate traps. When one lusty starlet (Amber Rayne) survives, the cops get on the trail of the madman. Meanwhile, we learn more about Jigsaw due to a series of steamy flashbacks. The legendary Ginger Lynn (and former girlfriend of Charlie Sheen) puts in an appearance.

• Porn Wars (2006) – George Lucas only wishes he could’ve turned out a film like this! Set a long time ago in a galaxy far away, Porn Wars is the first in a three-part trilogy about the frequently raunchy conflict between the noble Jodi and the villainous Seth. Starring Liz Honey and Mya Diamond.
• Official The Silence of the Lambs Parody (2010) – In this version, Clarice Starling (Kagney Linn Karter) prefers girls, Agent Crawford actively tries to get into her pants, and charismatic serial killer Hannibal Lecter puts a whole new spin on “eating” his victims. Meanwhile, Buffalo Bill finds that his latest captive enjoys pain a lot more than either one of them would’ve expected.
• Official Boyz N The Hood Parody (2011) – Set in South Central Los Angeles during the summer of 1990, this parody offers plenty of ethnic sex courtesy of characters such as Tricky, Doughkid, and Fabulous Styles. Nyomi Banxxx and Candice Nicole star. One of the co-stars is named Wesley Pipes, which is one of the best adult industry names I’ve seen in a while.
• The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody (2010) – When a group of college students are forced to spend a Saturday in detention, it leads to various cliques coming together in the most intimate of ways. And check out the Dean, who manages to get it on with the entire cheerleading squad. The notion of detention in college is pretty silly, but setting it in a high school would be a little risky when it comes to the age of consent. From New Sensations, the same people who brought you spoofs of The Big Lebowski and The Office. It’s too bad that John Hughes didn’t live to see this one (although the shock might’ve killed him anyway).
• This Isn’t The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – The XXX Parody (2010) – While their big screen counterparts frolic in meadows and gaze longingly at one another, Jenna Haze and her pals take full advantage of werewolf lust and vampiric stamina. You’ll never look at Edward and Jacob the same way again. Hey, it’s at least as good as Vampires Suck.
• Snow White & 7 Dwarfs (1999) – Largely following the story of the Disney animated classic, Snow White & 7 Dwarfs makes a few notable departures. Just from looking at the title, you should be able to guess what occurs during one of the more memorable scenes.
• Official Shaft Parody (2011) – Dick Shaft is a sex machine who gets all the ladies. When he’s hired to look into a kidnapping case, he’ll face one of his toughest and most erotic cases yet. Featuring black, white, and Asian babes, this film has a little something for everyone in the ethnicity department. It’s also filmed and costumed in the swingin’ style of the 1970s, which adds a nice touch of authenticity.
• The Da Vinci Load (2006) – When it’s discovered that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa with his own bodily fluids, a secret organization springs into action and begins killing and/or sleeping with anyone who might reveal this devastating secret. Starring Eva Angelina, Tory Lane, and Joey Hart. I can only hope that someone has a hairpiece as bad as Tom Hanks in the original version of The Da Vinci Code.

The next time you’re looking to bulk up your porn stash, go ahead and give these adult movie parodies a try. They’re a refreshing change of pace from much of the material on the market, and their mainstream appeal means you can chat about them with your friends without feeling embarrassed. And while we’re on the subject, be sure to check out the following links:

• Porn Stars in Mainstream Movies
• My Favorite Movie Parody Titles and Knock-Offs